When I first heard of a fourth Indiana Jones movie, I was suspicious but open minded.
Then I rewatched Raiders of the Lost Ark, and was convinced it would never work. Harrison Ford went and got really old. The man looks about half dead now. There is absolutely no way in hell he is going to be able to convincingly pull off that sort of stuff.
Then I watched the Rifftrack of Firewall, his 2006 "action thriller". There's a reason "action thriller" is in quotation marks. I'm now convinced there's no way in heaven, earth, and all seven hells that Harrison Ford could convincingly pull this off.
This morning, I just found out the title of number 4. "Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull."
*blinkblink*
Ah, so I see we decided to go back to the crack smoking of Temple of Doom instead of going with the formula that actually worked, too. *headdesk*
I think the most polite we could do right now is just look away and pretend this never happened.
Thursday, May 15, 2008
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