MST3K Drinking Game

I was going through a very old binder (I swear the things reproduce when my back is turned) and found something I just have to share: the start of an MST3K drinking game.

• When the movie drives a crew member into an identity crisis, take one drink.
• When there is a reference to
• A previous episode, take one drink.
  
• Trumpy (outside of the movie "Pod People", of course), take one drink.
• Someone's "area", take one drink.
• A woozle who's name is Peanut, take one drink.
• A "war wilf", take two drinks.
• Gamera, take one drink.
• When one crew member vetoes another's joke, take one drink.
• When the movie has a moment so stupid, the cast can only laugh, take one drink.
• When the cast explicitly declares the movie's badness, take two drinks.
• When someone uses the phrase:
  
• "lip and tongue action", take two drinks.
• "Think about it, won't you?", take one drink
• "You can't handle the truth", take one drink.
• "Can I be in your movie?", take one drink.
• "If so-and-so and what's-their-face had a baby" (names filled in as appropriate), take one drink.
  
• When there is a name drop gag you get, take one drink.
• When the crew comes up with alternate lyrics to a movie's music, take one drink.
• When TV's Frank dies, take one drink
• If it's for keeps, chug it.
• When there's a Star Trek gag, take one drink.
• When there's a "It's a Wonderful Life," reference, take one drink.
  
• When you hear the words Capsnaffler or Fentuzzler, take one drink.
• When someone attempts to flee the theater, take one drink.
• if they succeed, take two drinks.
• When there is a riff by Cambot or Gypsy, take one drink.
• When a bot is destroyed, take one drink.
• When the credits include John Agar, Burt I. Gordon, Roger Corman, Robert Z'dar, Peter Graves, Tony Zarindast, or any Estavez, take one drink.
• If the credits include Raul Julia or Joe Don Baker, take two drinks.
• When a crew member voices a plant or animal, take one drink.
• When there's a monster named "Paul", chug it.
• When someone leaves the safety of a car to flee a monster, take one drink.
• When the 'bots exalt about underwear, take one drink.
• When the end of show stinger is from a host segment, take one drink.
• When someone loses consciousness, take one drink.
• When someone other than Frank dies, take two drinks.
• When the crew addresses the movie as an entity, take one drink.
• When the movie drives a crew member to cross-dress, take one drink.
• When Servo has hayfever, take two drinks.
• When someone references the crying Indian "litter on the highway" commercial, take one drink.
• When the crew does a sight gag, take one drink.
• When the movie recycles footage, take one drink.

Please, think about it, won't you? :)